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Brand Strategy - Without the BS

I find the blind spots that are costing your brand money.

I break down what the world's biggest brands and celebrities are getting wrong with their marketing - and what they should be doing instead. Book a call and I'll turn that same strategic thinking on your business.

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10+ Years in marketing
5 Industries worked across

The Problem

Most brands are making the same
mistakes as the billion-dollar ones

You've seen my videos tearing apart what Nike, Apple, and Kim Kardashian get wrong. The scary part? Your brand is probably making the same mistakes - you just can't see them from the inside.

01

You're too close to it

You've been staring at your brand for so long that you can't see what's obvious to everyone else. You need someone who will tell you the truth - not what you want to hear.

02

Your marketing feels generic

You sound like every other business in your space because you're following the same playbook everyone else is using. Safe marketing is invisible marketing.

03

You're spending without strategy

You're posting content, running ads, maybe even hiring freelancers - but none of it is connected to a clear strategic vision. Activity without strategy is just expensive noise.

How It Works

The same thinking. Your brand.

In my videos, I break down what brands get wrong in 90 seconds. In a Brand Roast call, I go deeper - and I tell you exactly what to do about it.

1

Book your call

Click the button, pay the $297, and I'll personally reach out within 24 hours to schedule a time that works for both of us.

2

Get roasted

60 minutes of honest, strategic feedback. I'll tell you what's working, what's not, and what I'd change if your brand were mine.

3

Walk away with clarity

You'll walk away knowing exactly what's holding your brand back and what to do about it. No fluff - just clarity.

Services

Two ways to work with me

Whether you need a one-time strategic gut-check or someone to run the whole show - I've got you.

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Offer 1

The Brand Roast

$297

One-time payment. No subscription. No upsell.

A 60-minute video call where I look at your brand and tell you exactly what I'd do differently. The same thinking I apply to billion-dollar brands in my videos - pointed at YOUR business.

  • 60-minute 1-on-1 video strategy call
  • Brand audit prepared before the call
  • Walk away with a clear action plan discussed on the call
  • Honest, no-BS feedback you won't get anywhere else
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Offer 2

Done-For-You Marketing

$4,997/mo

Limited to 5 clients at a time. Apply below.

I'll build your marketing strategy, create your content, and run your campaigns. This is for businesses that want the same strategic thinking applied to their brand on an ongoing basis.

  • Full marketing strategy built from scratch
  • Content creation and campaign management
  • Direct access to me - not a junior or VA
  • Limited to 5 clients so you get my full attention
  • Monthly strategy reviews and pivots
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About

I built an audience by saying what everyone else is too polite to say.

After 10 years working in marketing across 5 different industries, I noticed the same thing everywhere: brands making the same preventable mistakes, and nobody around them willing to say so. So I started saying it publicly.

I make content that breaks down what the world's biggest brands and celebrities are getting wrong - because people are hungry for someone who will cut through the noise and tell the truth about brand strategy. No jargon. No frameworks for the sake of frameworks. Just clear thinking about what works and what doesn't.

Now I'm offering that same honest, strategic thinking to businesses who are ready to hear the truth about their brand - and do something about it.

Done-For-You Marketing

Apply to work with me

I only take on 5 clients at a time. Fill out this application and I'll get back to you within 48 hours if it's a fit.

Application received.

Thanks for applying. If we're a fit, I'll be in touch within 48 hours. In the meantime, keep watching the roasts.

FAQ

Questions before you get roasted

Any business with a brand - whether you're a solo founder, a growing startup, or an established company. If you have customers and marketing, I can tell you what's working and what's not. Most of my clients are doing $10K–$500K/month and know their brand could be stronger, they just can't figure out exactly where the problem is.
No. My videos are entertainment - the calls are strategy. I'll tell you what's not working, yes, but I'll also tell you exactly what I'd do differently and why. You'll walk away with a clear set of priorities, not just a list of things that are wrong. Think of it as a strategic audit, not a roast for the sake of roasting.
Even better. It's much easier to build a brand right from the start than to fix one that's been going in the wrong direction for years. If you're pre-launch or in your first year, I can help you avoid the mistakes that most brands make early on - mistakes that become expensive to fix later.
Agencies spread their attention across dozens of clients and hand your account to a junior account manager the moment the contract is signed. I take on a maximum of 5 clients at a time and do the strategic thinking myself. You're hiring me - not a logo and a team of people you've never met. It's the difference between a personal chef and a catering company.
Start with the Brand Roast. It's a great way to experience how I think and whether we work well together - with zero ongoing commitment. If we're a fit, we can talk about what Done-For-You work would look like after that.
The Brand Roast is non-refundable - because the value is in the honest feedback, whether or not you like hearing it. You're paying for 60 minutes of focused strategic thinking from someone with 10+ years of experience. If you've watched my content and it resonates, the call goes much deeper.

Your brand has blind spots.
Let me find them.

You've watched me do it to the biggest brands in the world. Now it's your turn. Book a Brand Roast and get 60 minutes of strategic clarity you won't find anywhere else.

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